Do you need a false, knitted beard?
Or some really expensive beef jerky?
What about a figurine of a man being stabbed full of kitchen knives?
If so, then Facebook has you covered.
The social network's new "Gifts" button allows users to open up a virtual mini store of tchotchkes and knickknacks. Most of the gifts are exactly the kind of thing you'd want to send a friend on whim — candy, gourmet foods and toys.
But some of the presents are ... well, see for yourself.
Ex-boyfriend knife-holder: For $69, "Best friend nursing a broken heart? Cheer her up with The Ex, a set of five essential blades—plus a sleek holder that’s just asking for it. ... Voodoo doll not included."
Pug T-shirt: For $17, "Cute and cuddly is always the way to go. If you're having a tough day, we highly recommend putting on this wild T-shirt and looking in the mirror—it's a guaranteed mood lifter. Thanks to The Mountain's unique printing process, it's hard to tell where the print ends and the shirt begins on this amazingly lifelike tee. ... T-shirt has an oversized relaxed fit."
Old-school rap pencils: For $6, "these quirky pencils add a small dose of joy to everyday life. Stamped with an antique hand press, each set distills pop culture references down to little expressions, almost like a haiku."
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